Embrace the Vain
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Richard the Red-nosed Lobster Tee product image (26)
Richard the Red-nosed Lobster Tee product image (39)
Richard the Red-nosed Lobster Tee product image (53)
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Richard the Red-nosed Lobster Tee

$38.27 CAD

Now that Richard the thirds, pet lobster of the Cult of Vain, has gone on to the great fishtank in the sky, he decided to take up a part time job alongside Monty as a festive distributor of naughty presents.

Santa brings the toys.
Monty and Richard bring the sex toys.
Naturally.

Select Color: Black

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More details

  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  •  Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

Size & Fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Richard the Red-nosed Lobster Tee Size Guide

https://files.cdn.printful.com/upload/product-measure/e6/e6ab5ac32761974387a1350fe576666e_l?v=1652962719
Size label Length Width
XS
27
16 1/2
S
28
18
M
29
20
L
30
22
XL
31
24
2XL
32
26
3XL
33
28
4XL
34
30
5XL
35
32

Our suppliers provide the measurements. There might be a variation of up to 2 inches (5 cm) in the product measurements.

A useful tip is to compare these measurements with those of a product you have at home.

A Length

Begin at the collar's edge at the top of the t-shirt (the highest shoulder point) and extend the tape to the shirt's bottom.

B Width

Start the tape at the seam just below one sleeve and stretch it across to the seam below the other sleeve.